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Baby short sleeve one piece

Baby short sleeve one piece

Regular price $22.00 USD
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Introducing our "One Does Not Simply Walk" onesie – because, seriously, who needs to walk when you're barely mastering the art of crawling? Our onesie boldly declares, "One Does Not Simply Walk" because, let's face it, mastering the skill of walking is an epic quest in itself for these little ones.

Crafted from the finest elven fabrics (okay, it's really just super soft cotton), this onesie is perfect for your tiny explorer's grand adventures across the living room. Forget about Sauron; the real challenge here is navigating those pesky Lego bricks scattered on the floor!

Whether your baby is a future Ring-bearer or just on a quest for the perfect nap, our "One Does Not Simply Walk" onesie is the comfiest companion for their journey through babyhood. Who needs to walk when you can rock this onesie and roll straight into the hearts of everyone around? Get yours now and gear up for a legendary level of cuteness!

• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
• Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Envelope neckline
• Three-snap leg closure
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) FITS BABY LENGTH (inches) FITS BABY WEIGHT (LBS) (lbs)
3-6m 9 3/8 20-25 12-16
6-12m 9 7/8 25-28 16-22
12-18m 10 3/8 28-30 22-27
18-24m 10 7/8 30-32 27-30
  WIDTH (cm) FITS BABY LENGTH (cm) FITS BABY WEIGHT (LBS) (kg)
3-6m 22.9 50.8-63.5 5-7
6-12m 22.9 63.5-71.1 7-10
12-18m 25.4 71.1-76.2 10-12
18-24m 25.4 76.2-81.3 12-14
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